"Bristol Palin hasn't lost hope that she'll find love and a man to be a father for Tripp". (has to be at the topp of the list for stupid white kid names).
"I have faith that I'll find it," she told People. "Through this whole experience I know I need a man who's going to be completely honest with me and someone who loves me and Tripp and wants to be with him all the time. I also want someone who has religious beliefs and a good family."
There are women who sadly contribute to the continued asshole-ness of men by their mere existence. This chick is one of them. You weren't really out looking for someone so shallow and stupid that you could pull all kinds of polar bear wool over her eyes but this is one you just can't resist. Especially when you know you can totally fuck her over and still work your way back in. Good luck on finding that one moron in the world who will take you on and want to be with the trippster "all the time". Who wouldn't want to be involved in the palin train wreck seein' that you could have our own reality show and all. Amazingly her mental midget mother could very well end up with her finger on the nuclear button. How's that for a potential mother in law? Wonder if the russians would be interested in buying alaska back? The apocalypse is just around the bend.
Bristol and Lindsay in a lesbian relationship, now there's a show I'd watch just for the sex and the family reunions.
Do you find yourself feeling the urge to face the east and tell countries ending in istan to just go fuck themselves? I'm sorry, there are people much closer and much more deserving who I would much rather see billions of dollars go to. Yemen, who the fuck is yemen and why are they getting all that money? Never mind, I know the answer to that question.
Where are all those people who sang and cried tears of exultant joy and chanted about a new world and new beginning on inauguration day? How can two presidents who are so very different in so many ways be some much alike in others? Bombs away, I guess a gun isn't worth much if you can't shoot it at someone. Most of the country is pissed off about something or another, or many somethings and I just wonder how bad could it be if someone no matter what color they were or what party they sucked off would just call a press conference and say ENOUGH of this bullshit, I'm immediately bringing all boys and girls home and we'll put some of them in the east and some in the west and the rest north and south and if any fucking trouble even starts to rear its' ugly head we will deal with it right then and there and the rest of you outside of this line can do whatever it is that you do and do it all on your own and you can take your precious crude and shove it anywhere you want because we will figure something out like we always do when up against the wall.
How many more people would be pissed off than are now? I bet some moms and dads and wives and sisters and brothers would be much happier leaning their young men and women would come home all smiling and shit rather than rotting in a box.
If this post hasn't pissed someone off I need to try harder and be even more outlandish which I am more than capable of I assure you. Ask my wife.
Just sayin'.